Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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2:35Jonathan RodrÃguez returns to training | Total Access
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Talk Timbers | Kamal Miller and the defensive growth of the Timbers backline
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The Match Up | Timbers face an SKC side with a new coach
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Timbers Academy August Nystrom named to 2025 Generation adidas Cup Rising XI
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Night in Pictures | A Texas draw at Austin
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"It was important to get a point on the road" | David Ayala shares thoughts on Austin draw
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"I think it was a good point, it was a brilliant clean sheet" | Phil Neville reflects on draw with Austin
