Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?


Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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Matchday | Timbers travel north to face Tacoma Defiance in U.S. Open Cup Round of 32
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The Matchup | Timbers take on Tacoma in U.S. Open Cup
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Timbers to commemorate Asian-American Pacific Islander Night with special scarf
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Ricky Gaspar explains his design for the 2025 AAPI Scarf
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AAPI Scarf | See images of the 2025 edition designed by local artist Ricky Gaspar
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"I think it was a game we're going to have to learn from" | Felipe Mora discusses loss to Earthquakes
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"We lost the game in the first 20 minutes" | Phil Neville shares his thoughts on loss to SJ