Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With Timbers midfielder Diego Valeri becoming only the third player in MLS history to score 80 goals and contribute 80 assists, #Statman takes a look back to see how well you know the trivia around Portland's El Maestro and his achievement.
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#Statman Stumpers | Now in the 80/80 club, how well do you know the trivia around Valeri's achievement?



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"My focus is to have good games and help the team" | Timbers leading goalscorer Antony after PORvHOU
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"There's a resemblence of a new type of energy amongst the group" | Coach Neville following PORvHOU
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"Overall another strong performance at home" | Kamal Miller following Timbers win over Dynamo FC
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HIGHLIGHTS | Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo FC | March 30, 2025
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RECAP | Timbers defeat Houston Dynamo FC 3-1 at Providence Park
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GOAL | Antony cleans up the rebound for his brace in the 71st minute
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GOAL | Antony stays red-hot and finds Portland's second of the evening