Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?
Who should be in the Timbers All-Time XI?
Submit your vote for the Timbers All-Time XI from the club's first 50 years. The Timbers All-Time XI will be recognized July 19. Voting ends Tuesday, April 8.
Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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6:13"It was important to get a point on the road" | David Ayala shares thoughts on Austin draw
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"I think it was a good point, it was a brilliant clean sheet" | Phil Neville reflects on draw with Austin
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HIGHLIGHTS | Austin FC vs. Portland Timbers | Apr. 5, 2025
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RECAP | Portland Timbers fight to 0-0 draw with Austin FC
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"I think the guys are focused on every play of the game " | Captain Diego Chara on squad's form
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"It's about building momentum, keeping and maintaining our form" | Coach Neville ahead of ATXvPOR
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Talk Timbers | Timbers looking to build on three-match unbeaten streak at Austin FC
