Editor's Note: Each week, Mike "Statman" Donovan writes up obscure and fun trivia related to the Portland Timbers and Thorns FC. We call them #Statman Stumpers, presented by Dutch Bros. Think you can beat the Statman? Post your scores on social media.
With the return of the 2020 MLS regular season this Sunday against Seattle Sounders FC (7pm, FS1), #Statman asks if you can name every Timbers player across all eras of the club who has scored against our rivals to the north. Don't let the format below scare you. You don't need to know the exact match date of each goalscorer, you just need to guess the names.
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#Statman Stumpers | Can you name every Timbers player to ever score against Seattle?


Inspired by the past, made for today
A capsule collection made to keep the spirit of Soccer City USA Alive. Available for a limited time online and in-stadium.
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Antony with a hat trick of assists lands him on the MLS Team of the Matchday for Matchday 10
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Night in Pictures | Timbers continue unbeaten streak with big 4-2 win away over LA Galaxy
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"We're learning, we're a young team with phenomenal talent" | Phil Neville on win over LA
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"Three important points for us" | David Da Costa on his goal and win over LA
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"I feel more confident" | Antony on his three-assist performance vs. Galaxy
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HIGHLIGHTS | LA Galaxy vs. Portland Timbers | Apr. 27, 2025
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RECAP | Timbers off to best start in club history following 4-2 win over LA Galaxy